early bird by force
night owl by choice

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

(via jonathan)

whitelivesdontmatter:
“ rata tootie
”

ianstagram:

How can I make it clear to other people riding public transportation that I’m the main character

(Source: witchjock, via tinker-tits)

muldor:
“ ““Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman
” ”

habaryar:

its spelling bee season again

(via tinker-tits)

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no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

(via jonathan)

(Source: challenjour, via xcatalicious)

drakesideheaux:
“ Summer Looks™
”
huariqueje:
“Crepuscule - Lockwood de Forest
American, 1850–1932
”
captainfuckboi:
“I HAPPENED TO GET THIS PIC OF MY DAD AND BROTHER AND LOOK AT THEIR ARMS
”
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